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  • society:

    Everyone's beautiful.

  • society:

    Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.

  • society:

    You don't eat? Anorexic freak!

  • society:

    You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!

  • society:

    You're an A cup? What are you, 8?

  • society:

    You're a C cup? That's my mums size.

  • society:

    You had sex?! Slut!

  • society:

    You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!

  • society:

    You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!

  • society:

    You think you're pretty? Conceited much?

  • society:

    You believe in gay rights? Homo!

  • society:

    You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!

  • society:

    You're depressed? Attention seeker!

  • society:

    You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!

  • society:

    You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!

  • -someone kills themself-

  • society:

    Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

heyfunniest:

Oh Simba. *facepalm*

What's wrong with our society.
  • Kim Kardashian:

    I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

  • America:

    Well sure why not?

  • Britney Spears:

    I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

  • America:

    Whatever you want!

  • Carmen Electra:

    I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

  • America:

    Okay, sounds like fun!

  • Gay couple:

    We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

  • America:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

Hug me to sleep

eyevawn:

Hug me to sleep til I slumber and fall.
Hug me to sleep til I can no longer feel the pain at all.

grandtheftautumn12:

What time is it? AVENGER TIME!

grandtheftautumn12:

What time is it? AVENGER TIME!

slothesaurus:

COLLECT THEM ALL

slothesaurus:

COLLECT THEM ALL

Hi I’m Ryan

and my girlfriend says I’m super duper awesome. 

Hi I’m Ryan

and I like eating dog poop.