Everyone's beautiful.
Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
You had sex?! Slut!
You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
You believe in gay rights? Homo!
You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
You're depressed? Attention seeker!
You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
Oh Simba. *facepalm*
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
Well sure why not?
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
Whatever you want!
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
Okay, sounds like fun!
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Hug me to sleep til I slumber and fall.
Hug me to sleep til I can no longer feel the pain at all.
What time is it? AVENGER TIME!
Idc if you’re a little “kid”, you’re a threat. I’m not jealous, I’m straight up annoyed that you have any courage to talk to a taken girl like that. You have no respect and she’s supposedly your friend? I’m being like this because she’s my GIRLFRIEND. Not yours, remember that youngster. You’re…
COLLECT THEM ALL
and my girlfriend says I’m super duper awesome.
and I like eating dog poop.